roaclrunner:

When you say something as a joke but everyone takes it seriously 

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cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

(Source: hamfucker39, via freshprincess-ofmtl)

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via eclecticpandas)

snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

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